I hypnotized...

hypnopedia?

"Tonto: 白癡! 蕃茄是蔬菜。
Idiota: 笨蛋! 蕃茄是水果。
Letch: 聖女小蕃茄好好吃。"

"Guys! I hypnotized Inditex! He thinks he's born in Taiwan!"

PS: Inditex = Zara, Stradivarius, Oysho, Pull & Bear, Bherska, Massimo Dutti, Kiddy's,...

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"Don’t argue with idiots. They’ll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."

"THEIR WAR IS UGLY, WE DISLIKE THEM. HERE IS NOT FOR CHINA! "

"神經兮兮的支那人只會互鬥偷竊,簡體支那國病態廣告請滾出我們的國家!"