pets and BBQ lessons

Ninny, what day of the week is it?
It would have knocked them into the middle next week. (here~Eruditeless did a literal translation)
A wonder lasts but nine days.
Asmondeus, Beelzebub, Mammon, Belphegor, Satan, Leviathan qne Lucifer are giving lessons in Latin every day.
Virtues and Sins are teaching an old Doggieset new tricks.
Luxuria, Gula, Avaritia, Acedia, Ira, Invidia and Superbia are teaching Castitias, Temperantia, Caritas, Industria, Patientia, Humanitas and Humilitas a lesson.

 While the Kitty is out of the bag liking a cat on hot bricks because Demons are giving a doggie, her or his picaresque closer friend, an ill name and hang it... IT RAINS CATS AND DOGS. Let this be a lesson to both you with being dressed up to the nines. They have their faults still their sweet owner didn't withdraw brutal brats from Human Relations school before they could bite the hand that feeds Pets.

Twin Sandal panted to acquire Knowledge about taking the sweet with the sour from spicy Ninny club. Both learnt by heart. In the meanwhile, they miss the days when those siblings Fingers didn't have to explain themselves in public.

 Sonnenbrillen had learnt to it's cost. Did your head spins? As I saw it, you can't see Tools behaving like that. Sapiency went on in the same old rut from a searching look or the searchings of heart.

 Today, we go to BBQ on weekdays, although it's selfish of ourselves to remain here alone without any flaks from promiscuous Mobile that is good at getting Demondemos's dander up. Keep off the chinogrillgrass where grilled and hammered a policy of grab idea into Grabbers' mind, everyone will live better and be auspicious. Nikemania grinned assent on the griddle of Virtues and Sins.

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No hace falta de dejarse intimidar por la fierza de vuestros Grabbers.

It's a mass of cloned Mentira and Piousfraud lying and mocking inside their various dreamy grotesque Castle.

That's amazing that Grabbers and Functionaryteam are abusing their own tramatic functional diseas to their faked enemies...

Do you idolize this kind of impressive Pappi' Birthday packages getting up a contagious panic?